I like the scenario of guessing why a blogger isn't blogging and I find it amusing that readers almost always jump to the most dramatic conclusions. This happened when Cro didn't blog for a month. People thought he was dead or something bad had happened.
This is happening again now that Jabblog has been absent for some weeks.
My possible scenarios are, in ascending or descending order.
1. Her broadband has been down. This is not very likely to be the cause as in this competitive day and age no broadband provider leaves you without broadband for anything in excess of 48 hours because compensation payments kick in.
2. Her laptop blew up/caught fire and she hasn't replaced it. Also fairly unlikely to explain such a long time not blogging.
3. Gone on holiday and preferred not to say, or she had a spur of the moment holiday/trip landing in her lap which she took and did not take her smart phone with her.
4. Given that she was away from blogging for less than 48 hours recently and immediately prior to that absence decided to give an explanation about absence so "we wouldn't worry"; this time with a long absence she decides to say nothing at all. Odd and non-consistent behaviour. This makes number 5 slightly difficult to comprehend but I will throw it in:
5. Decided to just stop because she is fed up with blogging. It proves we are all human and not perfect bearing in mind 4 above.
6. Hospital for her and therefore unable to blog from bed because of medical matters rendering her unable to type/be conscious/think straight
7. Ditto above but spouse.
8. Ditto the above but very serious illness affecting offspring.
9. Lost a pet and is in a state of panic.
10. House burned down and still on phone to insurers.
11. Foresaw an apocalypse and got into car to leave town before the masses and is now in secret hiding without broadband.
12. Is writing a book on how to bring up children in the correct manner being an area of her specialist expertise.
13. Eloped with another and is incognito.
Number 5 is the one in that she got fed up with blogging and decided to stop.
Well my blog went private and nobody mentoned a thing! I know my place.
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