Blair's Britain

 TOLD YOU SO 1789

take a

letter to

tony blair 

where should i address it sir?

the middle east?

the catholic tablet? 

care of the synagogue

doncaster north?

no no no

he is yet to be born boy

he will come as saviour (they will learn soon enough of their mistake)

and the post will 

find him via

the czech republic now start

dear mr blair

i wrote the 

anarchical fallacies

but you did 

not pay attention

fettes boy you did not listen

to your masters or pay attention at Oxford only Europe penetrated your core

and as we know already from the Revolution the French are never to be trusted

and now you nor

anyone else in your very ungreen and unpleasant land

dare utter what

a total nonsense 

on stilts 

you got your 

people into - 

put that in boy -  

sir yes but do you

think this is a total waste

of ink and just a stink 

oh shut up boy

and post in 300 years 

and send it

if there is anything

left of Britain it will

be burned by

the imam no doubt but go ahead

what sir?

oh shut up boy

ask me no questions find a stamp when invented and post and do as you’re told 

signed 

yours 

jeremy bentham